- Updates as Australia seek a series sweep at the MCG
- Play starts in Melbourne at 2.30pm local/3.30am GMT
- Any thoughts? Email Jonathan
Speaking of experts, here’s Geoff Lemon who was at the MCG yesterday.
How to describe England’s fielding? Let’s say that while walking through the Betty Cuthbert Bar in the third session, witnessing a small, tired girl abruptly coat both her parents and the floor with a sluice of vomit formed from chips and lemonade, that was only the second-most noxious display at the MCG that day.